hetrosexual: door swings one way
homosexual: door swings the other way
bisexual: door swings both ways
pansexual: revolving door
demisexual: door is locked and only one person has the key
asexual: door is actually a wall
[Person: Willy! That was for Christmas!
Dog: (squeaking toy over and over)]this is a blessing
This is so fucking adorable
i’m laughing so hard he’s asking the ghost all the questions and it’s giving answers using the one beep/two beep system, then he asks if it’s a boy or a girl and it just starts screaming
nonbinary ghost isn’t having any of it today
In the winter I like to dress in a cozy black shirt, jacket and jeans. In summer I wear… the same thing because I look good in black and I’m willing to suffer.
love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure